Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 5, 2003

Flea Baby

A curse you can put on some ones hypothetical children

' I don't want to have children with you'

'FINE YOUR GOING TO END UP WITH a flea baby ANYWAY!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa'

by Robchard May 11, 2010

fleatard

A furry pet that frequently displays bizarre and mostly unacceptable behaviors.

Friend: Dude, your dog is chewing on your baseboards again.

Owner: Dammit! He's such a fleatard!

by Big-D. July 25, 2010

Fleaf

A flea that looks like a leaf.

ahhhhh! Theres a fleaf on me!!!

by jimmanycricket December 3, 2010

fleadipper

A gay man who picks up homeless young men for sex. The homeless young men are usually rentboys who charge very low rent. The term flea dipper refers to the fact that such rentboys must be taken home and scrubbed in the bathtub prior to sex.

Dude1: That boy that Bill left with smelled like he hasn't taken a bath in a month.

Dude2: Bill is a fleadipper. He will take that boy home and scrub him off. If you look in Bill's medicine cabinet, you will see that he always has stoked with lice shampoo and crab ointment. He keeps those products for his (cough) boyfriends.

by tolmike January 31, 2012

Fleave

Flips weave. To flip one's weave as an act of negligence.

Guy: Hi, I heard that you wanted to go out this Friday, so I was wondering if you wanted to see a-
Girl: FLEAVE. *Flips weave*

by lolitax March 25, 2013

Flea Ass Nigga

Handsome man that clowns around and knows it. Typically packin.

You know him?
Yeah, he's a flea ass nigga.

by thedic202 June 4, 2018