Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.

Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!

by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009

Chocolate fetus

When you take a shit so large it feels like you're giving birth.

"Oh man, Jerry, I just gave birth to a chocolate fetus!"

by Wallets July 28, 2015

dead fetus

The result off fucking a pregnant women so hard the the baby comes out dead from her vagina

I gave that bitch a dead fetus for disrespecting me.

by urban stud November 05, 2007

fetus fishing

to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

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to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

by R September 02, 2008

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fetus face

rocky o'reillys pub in praugue. Oppenheimer play there.

shit, he broke the glass with his fetus face.

by germaynian August 21, 2008

Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.

"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."

by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010

fetus pants

When you miscarry and your unborn baby falls out of vagina and into your pants.

Dude, you dropped your fetus, you fetus pants.

by megannnblahhhh December 01, 2008