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Facial Genocide

A sperm demonstration on a willingful (hopefully) victim. Many dead, no survivor, except the two interested protagonists.
A Facial Genocide would be most welcomed tonight, dear. Please proceed.
by BrillantJoel July 1, 2008
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Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.
Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.
by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008
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Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.
Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.
by mblxv April 8, 2013
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frightening facial

When a man jerks off while is wife/gf is sleeping and right before he comes he screams to scare her awake and comes on her face
It was my wife's birthday so I surprised her with a frightening facial.
by SpunkMaster September 1, 2015
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Facial Booklette

(Or Facialbooklette)
Another way to say Facebook
George: "I think Its about time I finally check my Facial Booklette . Its been two whole minutes.. I just cant get enough"
by mr.ipod February 3, 2009
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Wussy facial

The act spreading ones vaginal lips and placing the clitoris one someones face specifically the nose
If you dont shut your mouth im going to give you a wussy facial
by ADalluge October 23, 2008
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basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you
Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial
by CurtHolls March 8, 2015
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