herassment

The genderized term for harassment, when instigated by a member of the female persuasion. Contrast to himassment, which in a workplace context occurs when a male superior comes on to an employee who can be male or female, looking for sexual favors in exchange for career growth.
I've been a victim of both herassment and himassment at work. When will I get a boss who leaves me alone?
by mblxv October 27, 2017
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Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
by mblxv January 04, 2014
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himrassment

The genderized term for harassment, when instigated by a member of the male persuasion. Contrast to herassment, which in a workplace context occurs when a female superior comes on to an employee who can be male or female, looking for sexual favors in exchange for career growth.
I'm wondering if I should turn my boss in for himrassment. He thinks he's Harvey Weinstein or something.
by mblxv October 27, 2017
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Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.
Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.
by mblxv April 08, 2013
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