dweezil

A very small amount of something.

The child of rock pioneer Frank Zappa

How can people stand good charlotte?
I havent a dweezil.

Did it snow last night?
Only a dweezil/only the dweeziliest bit.

by Pumpkins Fan July 6, 2004

Deef

Making a "queef" style noise with your penis. Involves getting the air in your urinary tract to form a vacuum - letting the air out with a PRRRRRUITT-sound.

Lol, Steffen just deefed!

by Deefmaster March 22, 2009

Deef

A deef is basically a dick queef.

Johnny! Did you just deef!?" "Sorry mom." "You know the rule, no deefing at the table.

by Master Bay Terr February 23, 2011

deef

short for "default". Used to refer to one's profile pic/display pic on a social networking site

Sweet deef, dude!

by llllllllllllllllllllllll May 8, 2009

Deef

A deef can mean a few things. But here's how cool people use it...

1. The act of ruining a fun situation or to increase the amount of faggotry within a given area. Like saying "man you deefin' up the place" or "man, jefferey be str8 deefin'"

2. Deef is also how homeless negroes say "thief"

3. Dick queef.

1. "that guy is kicking us out of the skatespot" "well he a deef anyways..."

2. homeless negro: "hey man that guy stole my cigarettes, he a damn deef"

3 fag: "i just deefed in your ass"
receiving fag: "neato"

by IamTheDON July 13, 2009

dweet

Verb.

1) A Twitter tweet sent when drunk. A drunk tweet.

2) A Twitter tweet sent while on a date. A date tweet.

1) Did you see that dweet Adam sent last night? He must have been waisted.

2) @dweet He just went to bar to get us drinks, he is so hot.

by mcpaige April 30, 2008

dweeb

A student who studies excessively

"no it's this.. blahblah"
"you're such a dweeb!"

by TeenyP October 6, 2006