duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living

Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.

by bonfire666 November 29, 2007

duchess

Commonly autocorrected as douche. A person, especially female who has very shapely ears and nice hair

Lady Galadriel was such a douche. Oops. Duchess

by crazyabdu December 25, 2014

dropping the duece

the act or an instance of taking a shit or performing the "number 2".

Sorry I couldn't get to your phone call last night. I was on the crapper blowing out my ass and dropping the duece.

by royale11 August 8, 2008

Duche

Pronunciation: do-chey.
Duche means anything and everything. It's universal.

You are such a duche! I love you, you duche. Oh my god, that's so duche! Super duche! Rock on duche!

by Project DAY February 24, 2009

duece

1. feces, related to number 2
2. car with dual carburetors

1. "this is the third time I've had to drop a duece while riding on the interstate"

2. "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night"

by protocoldroid June 23, 2004

duche bag

RYAN SHECKLER is a DUCHE BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan Sheckler is a fucking crybaby and a sell out

RYAN SHECKLER is a duche bag, sell out

by snowboarder January 17, 2008

duece

getting second tokes on a spliff, blunt etc.

yo i call duece on the blunt

by dunworryaboutit March 4, 2009