Doing an Ashley

1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.

2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.

Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.

See also "ashley".

1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."

Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"

2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."

by ToonArmyMIA December 12, 2010

DOING A SPENCER

(Noun)When a man takes 3 months to ask out a girl and instantly gets rejected

"Ohh he's doing a spencer"

by MR KFC ASIAN MAN August 26, 2017

Doing my homework

When you are at home instead of doing the shit your fucking suppose, you decide to be a smart ass and go on fuckin MySpace all up in here like I CAN DO THIS ISH LATA and you end up failing in that class and feel like a huge piece of dog shit. Basically, every teenager's day to day life.

Mom: Billy, what are ya doin?
Billy: oh, I'm " Doing my Homework"

by Thatgaypieceofshit May 10, 2018

Boob Docking

When two bare chested women align nipples and breast meat and cascade the breast together forming a "boob dock"

Jasmine and Elektra had one helluva a boob docking last night on stage 3!

by OLBaID October 17, 2012

doing 95

Hard job during the day, to come home and party at night.

Been doing 95 all day, been doing parties every night.

by saanz January 6, 2014

doing the most

triple bagging the weed, putting it in a pill bottle, triple bagging the pill bottle, putting that in a mason jar, and gallon bagging the mason jar.

Dyl, you are doing the most.

by bigguymanry January 9, 2017

Double Docking

The act of two uncircumcised men placing the head of their penis's inside the foreskin of the other penis at the same time.

Patty injured his foreskin while double docking Wilke.

by Dockee December 9, 2008