dingleberry

A mixture of poop and toilet paper that remains tangled in the anal hair after he/she wipes. See Klingon

The dried up crap on a mammals ass fur. Usually a bear.

Dingleberrys are life. The rest are just details.

by kking09 October 24, 2009

Dingleberry

Something mothers call their sons accidentally, without knowing the real meaning

Mum: get in the car now dingleberry!
Tom: MUM!
Me: what did she just call you?!?!?

by Hollzzzmch April 15, 2013

dingleberry

The balls of shit hanging off a males anal hairs after having a shit that look like sweet smelling fruit balls.

Zak: hey dude can I have some fruit
Imran: here, have a dingleberry
Zak: no dude I'm not eating your shit balls
Imran: dude just eat it

by dingleberry1234 September 6, 2013

Dingleberry

That little piece of dried up poo that hangs from your butt hairs, and hurts like hell to remove

John: Hey can you help me out

Samantha: Yeah sure, what is it?

John: Can you remove my dingleberry? A true friend would!

Samantha: We are no longer friends

by Toxic Tacos August 5, 2015

Dingleberry Fairy

A male who secretly engages in gay sex with other males. An epithet often used in a pejorative sense. See also...Butt Pirate, Chode Smoker, or Sugar Plum Fairy.

"Last night at the club, I could have sworn that your boy Seth was flirting with me."

"That Dingleberry Fairy was totally trying to pick your fruit, nai-mean!?'

by jefferino69 November 27, 2016

dingleberry fairy

It's like the tooth fairy but it collects small peaces of feces tangled in pubic butt hole hair

I was visited by the dingleberry fairy when I forgot to wipe my ass

by mystang1984 May 31, 2016

Dingleberry

The small balls of toilet paper found in the butt crack during a shower. Tangled masses of toilet paper and ass-hairs.

Dude I just got out the shower and pulled the biggest dingleberry out my butt crack

by BigIrishTim87 May 15, 2016