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One Direction

Let’s just say you add Brits,Irish,faggots,retards,invaders,stupid looking,talentless and 5 boys and you get One direction

Their fanbase is usually teenage girls who can’t get a life,their asshole way to introduce themselves make others look like failures,they also own the largest fanbase on earth...Directioners,if you ever say One Direction sucks they will rip off your lungs and dig a grave for you,after your death they will put upon a curse on you,they reject band like The Beatles and singers like Johnny Cash just to stalk their stupid band,the band consist of Niall the gay,Zayn the gay,Liam the gay,Loius the gay and Harry the gay.Directioners always say the boys are the hottest even though Paul McCartney at age 70 looks far better,they feel like One Direction are the Mose successful,even though Smash Mouth should be better and The Beatles passed that record long ago.
Boy 1:Bruh you know One Direction?
Boy 2:Aren’t they gay?
Boy3:Exactly,they are gay.
Boy4:We better check if there are any Directioners.
Directioners:You 4 would fucking die!
All 4 boys:Fuck
All 4 boys:*Screams One Direction sucks*Goodbye suckers*Plays All-Star**Plays Hey Jude**Plays Every Breath You Take*Plays Africa by ToTo.
by LixinLeow November 18, 2018
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One direction

Proof that you can take a dump, call it a song, slap some pretty faces on it, and get famous from it.

Also proof that said dump can be fought over by clingy bitches all over the world.
Harry: Come on, Liam, we'll be late!

Liam: Just hold up, I'm writing our next One direction song.

*Takes large and painful dump*
by Name removed by the NSA December 5, 2013
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directional

Someone who has a sickly precise sense of direction. Someone who can find where they parked blindfolded, spun around three times and drunk.
Randy: Dude, where's my car?
Monique: Third floor, row 6, spot 9.
Jack: Damn, your girl is more directional than you... does she have a sister?
by Bwhahaha January 16, 2008
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One Direction

A British-Irish boyband set on destroying your life and dragging you to hell, full of shady drama, shitty PR stunts, and LGBTQIA intrigue.
Person 1: What's a good drinking game?
Person 2: Take a shot every time One Direction makes you want to get hit by a bus
by Z016 April 25, 2016
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One Direction

Da sex. Hottest boyband out there. Includes 5 fit british lads: Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik and Harry Styles.

Also known as '1D', our boys, hottest band in the history of the world etc...
Their fans are called Directioners. People say they're the deadliest of fandoms.
Hi. We're ONE DIRECTION.
by Directioner4lyf December 28, 2011
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Directioner

A Fandom That follows In the Footsteps of there Idols One Direction! The Directioner Fandom is never dull there is always drama going on to keep you active but these probblems always settle down after a while. Directioners arent just a fanbase they are a Family!
One Direction are soooo amazing!

Im a Directioner

Omg are you a Directioner too??

I Love Niall Harry Louis Liam Zayn
by OneDirectionGirl January 17, 2013
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directioner

A person dedicated to the boy band thing 'One Direction'. Most likely annoyingly obsessed.
Directioners: omfg thEY'RE SO HAWT2!!!1!!!1one!!
Us: no go away
by ReallyPissedOff July 31, 2012
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