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Maple Ridge Ditch Pig 

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!
Maple Ridge Ditch Pig by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011
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Pleasure Ditch

I hear that girl's pleasure ditch is like velvety heaven!

Go die in a ditch 

Related to go die in a hole except more hostile. Both are mainly used in the south,when someone is pissed off or used as a comeback.

The reason for it being more hostile is because someone in undertext is telling you,to get hit by a hurricane or tornado.

Since hiding in a ditch is what your told to do when facing said things.

Duh.
1."Yo,bro your girlfriend's a mega whore!"
"...Go die in a ditch.."
2."RGGH idiots,you should all go die in a ditch"

dead in a ditch 

Where you will end up if you don't listen to your mother; The place where family and friends will start imagining some loved one is if that loved one is significantly late.
If you don't start listening to me you will end up dead in a ditch!!!;
We all thought Bobbi Sue was dead in a ditch when she was 3 days late getting back from college.
dead in a ditch by wichita February 9, 2008
When your conversational partner uses masturbation as an excuse to stop talking to you.
Tom: So like i was saying, after my dad died...my life has really sucked.

Bob: Dude thats lame...anyway...im gonna jerk off now, see you later!

Tom: a Fap Ditch? realy? >:(
Fap Ditch by tytheguy February 20, 2011

bitch in the ditch 

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.
Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
bitch in the ditch by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019

dick ditch 

Where one hides the one-eyed bed-snake.. The vagina..
I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..
dick ditch by Drex the Schizo November 16, 2007