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sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
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dejectile

Dejectiles are Projectiles coming out of your butt
Joe: Hey man, you don't look so hot.

Bill: Ya, I had the Counihan Cold last week and was spewing dejectiles all week, it was nasty as hell; thanks a lot ANGELA.
by Trumpkin Jim January 31, 2010
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derection

A feeling a male figure may get when he sees a very unattractive woman wearing an exposing outfit. The opposite of an erection.
Today I saw Liz wearing a short skirt, I totally got a derection.
by moneybanks$$$$ May 21, 2011
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Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!
by JMC70 October 25, 2016
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DetectiveRileyandVanessa

Riley-Shes pure evil,maybe shes a man..what do you think detective Vanessa?
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley
by Smartypants January 31, 2005
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defect

the koolest guy on eartth and ownz everyone on ize irc :) especially snuffkin.
omg i wish i was a defect!!!
by blah February 4, 2005
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Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.
Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.
by Kestrel April 16, 2005
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