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Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.
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Rejected definition

After posting this definition, it will almost probably be rejected. If you see this, then you are almost probably in touch with reality
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck - by swapping the example with the definition, as done here, one can get an otherwise rejected definition on Urban Dick-ion-hairy/Dick-ionic plasma-hairy
by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021
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this definition will have a gif

i know that this definition will have a gif. do you?
This definition will have a gif. I will put one in.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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no more Christmas definitions

Exclamation. Said when seeing too many tacky Christmas related definitions as the word of the day.
Noah: Did you see the new word of the day
Me: I swear if its another Christmas one i might have to punch somebody. NO more Christmas Definitions!
by Hackerman94 December 22, 2009
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nOObs(Playa definition)

A pair of freshly shaven balls at Black Rock City.
That dude should put some sunscreen on those nOObs, or he will end up looking like he just visited Terminal City.

-nOObs(Playa definition)
by OneEyedDick June 28, 2011
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John-kyle definition

a deminsion where donuts are used as hockey soccer balls.
I am so John-kyle definition today
by John has a big owie December 21, 2018
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let me publish a definition

Something that rarely EVER happens on this website
"let me publish a definition"
"Oh wait that rarely EVER happens on this website..."
by FirewildX September 6, 2019
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