That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.

Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"

by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020

damn mendes

When something goes wrong in life you can use that frase. It's a new thing now. From right now. Please use it polite though. #respect

Oh my phone died. DAMN MENDES
I spilled my juice. DAMN MENDES

by camaro123 May 7, 2018

that damn turtle

When you casually trip or fall and need to play it off by blaming the turtle, of course

Dude 1: *trips* Woah
Dude2: yo you okay?
Dude1:yea man it was that damn turtle
Dude2:what turtle?
Dude1: that damn turtle, you didn't see him? man he was right here!!

by Hailey B May 16, 2016

Damn son

A surprise that is very coo

Damn son that was a good kick

by Chalente May 2, 2021

Damn straight

You need to get off urban dictionary, damn straight🙌

Me: I have no life
My nonexistent friends: damn straight

by Damnstaight July 27, 2019

damn dundies

Slang for underwear, usually when discribing a stressful or awkward situation where someone's underwear is involved.

If my clothes aren't ready, I'm going to work in my damn dundies. I'm kidding, but for real, I need those clothes here soon.

by foodboy96 May 10, 2021