Dick crushing

When a man crushes his dick under a steamroller

My dick was so fat i had to crush it down a bit by dick crushing

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Xenical causing

Something that causes xenical

Oh no Xenical causing marijuana

by Nobodycalledyoutoday May 16, 2019

Space-Cruising

Driving while stoned

Yo bro I just went Space-Cruising and had an epiphany

by Fredegunde July 21, 2019

Sailor cursing

Cursing a lot. Cursing out literally everything.

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing

by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020

Ted Cruzing

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

by Micastarr February 3, 2021

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

Pub Crushing

Gaming with an elite squad of discord buddies playing unranked games and “Crushing” the “Public” or casual gamers. I.E. Pub Crushing

Do you want to play ranked matches tonight or go pub crushing?

by TechBroPro August 22, 2022