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Commander Autopilot

An extremely sweet kid from Bergen County, NJ who goes to daycare (see defenition). Can be identified by the his sweet part and high voice. Obsessed with Scott Stevens and NJ Devils. Works his ass off in sped classes but still fails and has a combined SAT score of 600.
There goes Commander Autopilot...Wow, how fuckin sweet is he?
by Barry B July 2, 2004
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Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).
case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!
by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008
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Wing Commander

An awesome 2.5D futuristic flight combat sim for the SNES. It was renowned for it's cinematic presentation and fun gameplay.
kid with SNES: Fuck homework, I'm gonna play Wing Commander.
by mr_bigmouth_502 December 9, 2008
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Cobra commander

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch
Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011
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Commander Pro-Veteran

A Student Painter that excels in the most difficult and possibly dangerous of painting situations--not only maintaining "Pro Veteran" Status, but rising above with the skill and dexterity of a surgeon. Commander Pro-Veteran is absolutely more powerful and important a rank than the "Student Painter of the Month" award, especially when given to those undeserving. Some famous Commander Pro-Veterans include Jesus, Walter Payton, Michael Jordan, and Brendon Dubberly.
Because he worked in dangerous conditions flawlessly, he has been noted as being Commander Pro-Veteran.
by DUBBstep August 23, 2011
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clander

Ignores the boys to play games such as clash of clans and ps4
Man Zanders being fucking clander today
by Baloney Stoney October 9, 2020
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Master and Commander: The far side of the World

A pointless movie, starring Russell Crow, that I wasted 7 dollars and 25 cents on.
"Did you see Master and Commander: The far side of the World?"
"ya, it was really stupid. Russell Crow couldn't act his way out of my ass."
by PaulJar the Pornostar November 23, 2003
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