So close, but so far

Being level 71 in Skyrim while trying to get the Legendary achievement.

~"I just leveled up to 71!"
~"Ah man. You're so close, but so far"

So close, but so far by Cbusezxuknoit November 9, 2014

Danger Close 

Danger close is first performed by inserting anal beads into your partners butthole. Then when your partner is at the point of orgasming pull the anal beads out of her butthole quickly by the ring and kick them away by the ass screaming "FRAG OUT!"

Janet:"Yeah Jimmy and I did a Danger Close last night!"
Jolie:"Wow that's crazy!"
Janet:"Yeah! My ass hurts so bad!"

Danger Close by Hajsksks September 3, 2016

sucklingly close 

TOO close for comfort! -close enough to get ones' lips on!

my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!

his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!

the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!

sucklingly close by michael foolsley September 3, 2011

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart 

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011

Gorilla's close relative 

We all know gorilla and black have genetic connection. There is an interesting thing that gorilla and black have a close relative called Maori. Maori may not look that black, and they even know how to use simple tools; like apemen. There is a scientific evidence shows that Gorilla may be Maori's ancestor.

A Maori History teacher asking students: "Who are our ancestors". Students reply in chorus, "Gorillas"

"Yes, we're gorilla's close relative"

Gorilla's close relative by Did I say fuck you today? March 10, 2009

Cadburys Close 

Relating to the Anus, more specifically to the act of Anal Sex, also known as Hershey Highway in the USA

Shall I take you up Cadburys Close? or He took me up Cadburys Close last night

Cadburys Close by Marc Cain May 30, 2008

funeral close 

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.

So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.

funeral close by Snathans January 6, 2009