Bum Clock

A big black ground beetle (Northern Ireland slang)

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.

by Fasciola June 12, 2018

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clock speed

adj. term used by ex-coder startup CEOs to make "speed" sound cooler.

1) We are demonstrating we are able to move with more clock speed than the rest of the organization

2) We've moved with great clock speed to deliver the project quickly.

by whatwouldyousayyoudohere October 24, 2018

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Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

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Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.

Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!

by Woke Up April 25, 2010

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A response to a deeply confusing or dumb comment. Physicians often ask patients to draw an analog clock on a piece of paper to screen for dementia, Alzheimer's disease, and encephalitis. If the patient's clock picture looks disfigured or incorrect, it is a strong indicator of mental decline. Hannibal Lecter famously asked detective Will Graham to draw a clock to diagnose Will's case of encephalitis in the first season of Hannibal.

Person 1: Tucker Carlson is a socialist!

Person 2: What the hell? Draw a clock, man.

by phishsbrevity April 24, 2023

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