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Chasing pavements

Game played by teenagers in urban UK. One player spots dog feces. Players stand at an equal distance from the feces and mastrubate. Upon ejaculation, they aim at the feces. The one that shoots the furthest is the loser and has to put the feces in his mouth.
by Don pb March 27, 2009
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Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...
"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"
by big_heads June 16, 2009
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Chasing Bunnies

To Smoke Weed; Used as code so people, teachers, police, etc. will not know you are going to smoke weed.
-Ay dude, wanna go chasing bunnies?
-Hell yea i chase bunnies everyday!
by RealNiggaDevin June 23, 2011
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chasing a leprechaun

When Cassidy asks are we "chasing a leprechaun" and you have no idea what she's talking about so you urban dictionary it and hope it turns into a new word meaing lets get weird.
Are we chasing a leprechaun this weekend? Yeah, I'll tell Randy to pick up some Boones Farm
by Trill fo real September 18, 2014
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Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.
Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.
by alunaleeee January 26, 2015
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Chasing the Snake

A Polish saying which explains why you walk twice as much going the same distance back from the bar than to the bar.

The staggering S pattern across the street is akin to chasing a snake, which slithers left and right.
"Woytek took 45 minutes coming home yesterday."
"What? But he lives down the road!"
"Yes, but he was chasing the snake."
by Dutchtica July 2, 2015
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chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."
by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016
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