by Mike Hunt January 30, 2003
Get the cracking mug.To engage in an illegal sexual action with a farmer's horse, whether it be the farmer or a blackman engaging in the inapporpriate action, although Horse's need pleasuring too!
Horse: "NAYYY NAYYER NAY", Translation: "what you doin' nigger"
Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"
Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"
Farmer: "shut up bitch, i'm cocking the hoof"
Horse: "NAYYYYYYY NAY", Translation "wooh there nigger, that ain't right"
by Jason R and Ben H February 27, 2007
Get the Cocking The Hoof mug.Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.
He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').
Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').
Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
Get the Caking mug.Justin - "Man, I had a hundred beers last night. I'm SO hungover!"
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
Tom - "Quit cocking off, homo. No one cares how much you drank."
by idiotkidsean April 15, 2009
Get the cocking off mug.'Wabs' is an English slang term for particularly volumous yet pert breasts.
Usually, these are found on women who are in their early twenties and carry a little too much weight to be considered skinny yet not enough to be considered overweight.
Usually, these are found on women who are in their early twenties and carry a little too much weight to be considered skinny yet not enough to be considered overweight.
by Pliskin89 April 20, 2016
Get the cracking wabs mug.This original version is when you take your hard cock and smack someone's face, alternating between their left and right cheeks, as your love rod makes a slapping sound. There are a couple variants of clacking such as straddling a woman's chest while smacking her with your man meat or just grabbing her hair, cock in her face, and rotating your hips as quickly as possible to maximize the clacking sound.
Robyn: Hey Stacey, what happened to your face? Did Leon hit you again?
Stacey: No girl, he was just Clacking me real good.
Stacey: No girl, he was just Clacking me real good.
by ATM spajshj September 14, 2019
Get the Clacking mug.Aidan: 'Lizzie, let's do some caking'
by analcaking August 16, 2012
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