bumfuzzled

Extremely cunfuzed and not understanding

"hey bruh make sure to water the fish and take the laptop out of the dryer before you leave for the dookie convention"
"man im bumfuzzled"

by xannys.comet June 3, 2023

Bumfus

The person you are when you dont wanna be that person

Im disappointed in myself im a bumfus.

by Robert Inset October 9, 2023

bumfuzzle

To rape someone

Go bumfuzzle sophie

by I will track your ip October 30, 2023

bumfuzzle

A patch of hair that is on somebody's back.

"Dude what is that on your lower back?"
"It's my bumfuzzle, and I ain't shaving it!"

by Scikoop75 January 28, 2024

bumfuckingcunt

someone who has an interest in raping transgender dwarfs with down syndrome who also have no arms and 12 toes

ew your a bumfuckingcunt

by vJu1cx February 2, 2024

Bumfucker

A person who picks up homeless women and offers shelter and food in exchange for sexual services

Eric is a bumfucker. Prefers the toothless wonders of society.

by Meancetosociety June 27, 2024

Bumfidl

(Noun)

Bumfidl (German/Austrian origin, "der Bumfidl") refers to a drama-free friend with benefits who fully accepts being seen primarily as a sexual partner. You can have several Bumfidls at the same time. Bumfidls are typically light-hearted, easy-going individuals who carry the title "Bumfidl" with pride.

Example 1:
"Why don't you talk to that chick over there?"
"Nah, too much work. Just texted my Bumfidl. Will go to her place in 20 minutes."

Example 2:
"So you have been casual with this girl for 2 years without ever having relationship talk or even fights?"
"Of course! She's a Bumfidl!"

by Osttiroler September 1, 2024