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Bropology

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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special investigation branch

The undercover investigative element of the British Royal Military Police. An organisation that is supposed to blend into the wider military community to mirror the effect that CID provide to civil police. In reality it is populated by a bunch of barely literate mouth breathers who spend all day taking screenshots of Facebook and being outsmarted by even the slowest witted squaddie. Most likely military group to be Swingers.
In Special Investigation Branch office:
SIB: "Look sunshine, we know you did it, confess or else"
Perp: "I didn't do it"
SIB: "Oh, you sure? Well, you'd better get out of here, we'll be watching you"
Perp: "L8rs"
by Bumsnorkler March 15, 2019
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breadfast

A breakfast that consists mainly of bread
"Hey! Are you coming for lunch?"
"Not today, I had a heavy breadfast."
by ronron December 4, 2014
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Brocepholosophus

A word which defines the biggest Bro possible.
Jack is a true Brocepholosophus.
by Brocepholosophus September 20, 2011
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brickie's laptop

A poker machine. Worshipped by centrelink beneficiaries and tradies australia wide as the favorite way to spend their paycheck. Nothing is as holy as spinning up a feature and hearing that angelic music play.
Bazza the Brickie loves hitting his local on a friday arvo to punch lung biscuits and guzzle schooie's while playing his favorite brickie's laptop Big Red. Last week he fed 8 pineapples in ($400) and was getting a bit distressed but then he got a feature on 5 buck hits. He "won" 300 bucks and bragged to the lads on monday morning at work about his epic win.
by Bigcockdeano November 22, 2017
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edgy bridge

The hotspot in Blacon for its iconic bungee jumping history. It's popularity comes from the no ropes policy when jumping off from the sides. If you land on the circle at the end of your fall, your family earns insurance money for your death. It's name originates from its popularity with emos committing suicide here
Owen- "I had fun at Blacon's Edgy Bridge!"
Insurance earned: 5 quid
by Matt the Twat Facts June 2, 2017
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Bright Vachirawit

One of the most hottest, gorgeous, handsome, talented, athletic, and cutest bl actor in Thailand. Many known him as "Sarawat" from 2gether the series" acting together with Win Metawin as "Tine".
"A man like Bright (sarawat) is all i need."

"If I won't have my own Bright Vachirawit, better be single for the rest of my life."
by ghxlxx_m June 7, 2021
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