bimbo-box

1. A mini-van; usually as a means of conveyance for middle- or high-school aged blonde females to and from soccer practice, junior proms, etc. Origin: Neal Stephenson's novel Snowcrash- perhaps a pun on bento-box (a Japanese lunch box pre-packed with nutritious goodies).
2. Any vehicle driven by a soccermom.

"This huge bimbo-box cut in front of my ride and I couldn't see anything."
"Look out! Sally's drivin' her mom's bimbo-box."
"The enviornment can't afford any more freakin' bimbo-boxes."

by gabe February 9, 2005

shine box

Noun - A term of degradation, meant to disparage by drawing parallels to a shoe-shine boy.

"Now go home and get yer fuckin' shine box"

by The Original OG May 16, 2003

kill box

Military term used to discribe an area on a grid map that a mission planner designates targets to be destroyed. Pilots are usually assigned a kill box when flying strike missions.

2 Iraqi tanks were in Viper 3's kill box, and he blew them to bits.

by Ken Gman March 5, 2008

choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.

The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!

by Googles October 29, 2004

dick in a box

What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's a dick in a box.

Step 1: cut a hole in a box
Step 2: put your junk in that box
Step 3: make her open the box

girl: i can't wait to see what you got me for christmas
guy: me either
girl: is it what i've always wanted?
guy: yup
girl: ok i'm ready
guy: merry christmas
girl: what is it?
guy: it's a dick in a box

by caffeine21 December 23, 2006

chut box

chut box may refer to either a women's vagina, or the soft, tender area between a man's testicals and anus, also known as the "grundel." munching my chut box can be used by either sex as long as it is used in the correct manner.

"She ate my chut box for a few hours"
"He ate my chut box until i came"

by kappa joey February 15, 2010

edgar box

Similar to brown eye, anus or butthole. Refers to anal sex hole.

I had a few drinks with Sheila to loosen her up. Then she let me fuck her in the Edgar Box.

by BackdoorAussie April 15, 2017