phantom shit bandit

A person with an ass so big they would need mirrors to back into the stall visits a public/office restroom and defecates the messiest sloppiest nutty dump all over seat and floor. They always manage to slip away without be noticed, despite HOW big they are.

MY god the phantom shit bandit strikes again. My good it is all over the walls too.

by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009

coke can bandit

capable of humungous shits in the work place.

Coke can bandit

by Mike Thompson 1 December 15, 2008

Back-Door Bandit

Noun ~ Some one who actively seeks and violates peoples or sexual partner's anus' for sexual pleasure.

Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"

Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you

by CXN May 16, 2016

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka)

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face

you going to suk cock, like batty boy

by geordie October 24, 2003

butt bandit

A closet homosexual male who had sex with females but will attempt to slip into her rectum pretending not to know he has done it.
An openly homosexual male who is always in search of an available butthole.
A pervert who loves the feel, taste and smell of a butthole.
A predator who rapes anally.
Ass fucker.

"Watch your asses boys, the butt bandit is back in town.

by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

tracksuit bandit

see above or dale

In the world where tracksuits are fashionable, Dale is king.

by dale's other friend April 28, 2004

Quim Bandit

Someone who draws quim matter from one female, then proceeds to finger another girl in a sneaky exchange of quim juice.

The females are unaware that the exchange has taken place, and may possibly never find out until upon receiving positive results from an STI test.

Note: Even better if the banditry victims are best friends.

'Were you a quim bandit last night?'

'Yeah, slipped it up the fit one first, then her butters mate!'

'Wash your hands in between?'

'Na, i was a right QUIM BANDIT!!'

(possibly ending the conversation with a smell of the quim bandit's fingers)

by Dean Healmore April 9, 2011