blumkin

When a man receives head whilst taking a poo

“my girl gave me blumkin last night”

by pooeydooeh1 March 4, 2024

Bludingtonshirecuh

Noun: Bludingtonshirecuh is used to address a person in as many words as possible

Person 1: "Hey Bludingtonshirecuh whats up?"
Person 2: "Not much"

by EngineerFocus March 6, 2024

Blueiify

Blueiify, bluei for short, is a egotistical, worthless, Tea drinking, piece of shit. She is a roblox player that should be put in an insane asylum. She has the power of colors (dont know how that works, she thinks she's gojo) and can transform into a big blue bird for some reason. The lore is that she time traveled back to before the universe was created, and fucked this cosmic deity so hard it kick started 'THE BIG BANG'. She roamed the universe for billions of years till she came across the solar system and turned into the damn moon, making herself into The Moon Goddess. Very confusing I know.

Blueiify is a person, God, and a bird for some reason. So if you ever encounter this person, say "Hey Bluei, want to watch Bluey?"

by The Cook and The Clown March 28, 2024

Bluribrain

When a person receives head that is so good they practically black out, causing any recollection of the event to be a blur.

"Dude, Sophie blew me last night but I don't remember anything"
"Damn, you got bluribrained!?!"

by Reishnakov April 25, 2024

Blupkin

Sex with a toilet

Bro i just had the craziest blupkin

by anonymous May 31, 2024

blukcanous

The feeling of being sad or mad because of another person.

Person 1: I've been feeling a bit blukcanous.
Person 2: Because of who.
Person 1: Person 3... He's being really difficult

by Sad, Mad June 14, 2024

blumin

An itchy irritated anus, often infected and malodorous.

That filthy bum smells like a Blumin!

by BoBoDobbsO July 3, 2024