blitzkrieg

When you're bumping uglies with a girl and you're about to climax, shout "BLITZKRIEG!!!" and have a group of friends run into the room and zap her with tazers.

That bitch is so stupid i blitzkriegged her for the eighth time and she still comes back for more.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 19, 2004

Blitz

From HIMYM: If a blitz leaves the room, the laws of physics stop and the laws of awesome triple. Meaning, something awesome will happen.

- "We're totally going to have a movie night with soda and ice cream tonight!"
- "Naah, It's a good night for playing Super Mario Kart. Peace out!"
*a brief pause*
- "THAT NAKED CHICK JUST TOTALLY WALKED IN HERE! Blitz doesn't know what he missed.."

by Lightheaded November 27, 2010

Blitzkrieg

When you're walking down the sidewalk, you find the ugliest girl and about two feet before you pass her you rip ass.

Dude 1 (walking): There she is...
Dude 2 : Not again...
(Two feet before ugly chick)
Dude 1: Blitzkrieg.
(Two feet after Dudes walk by)
Ugly Girl: OMG! WTF is that smell!

by BlitzkriegBop February 20, 2009

Belfast Blitz

The act of shitting on someone from an elevated height.

One example of this, is where someone would stand on a rooftop, and excrete faeces on the unsuspecting victims below. The shit drops and lands like a bomb, and is a common prank in the city of Belfast, hence Belfast Blitz

by john tamase May 15, 2008

blitzwar

refers to e-mail sent out to a large amount of people (some unknown by sender) and the many replies back to the sender as well as the others that eventually amount and annoy people

can you please not start a blitzwar?

by John Reed September 27, 2005

BLITZSTI

Another word for asshole, prick, cocksucker for intra-web forums such as i-club.

Stop picking on my because I'm new, you fucking BLITZSTI

by George who wants an STI September 7, 2005

blitzoid

to get so smashed you dont remember a single thing

finals are over. LETS GET BLITZOID

by JMEOWD July 26, 2010