Joe Bidening

When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.

Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.

by The masked scrotum November 17, 2022

not-biden-it

I'm not Biden it is a colloquial way of saying "I don't believe you". It's used to express skepticism or disbelief about something someone said. The phrase "not Biden(something)" means "to not accept or believe something as the truth."

Joe swears he never discusses business deals with his son Hunter, but I'm not-Biden-it.

by S1eeper July 3, 2023

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021

Drop a Biden

Take a dehydrated poop.

After a hearty meal at McDugan’s. Hunter could not make it to the bathroom, and was forced to drop a Biden in his pants.

by Skone Dog October 7, 2021

Went for an Obama and just got a Biden.

Went for an Obama and got a Biden.

I was in a hurry for the bathroom, went for an Obama and just got a Biden. (everyting liquid and soft, not a fat a solid thing)

by rlvargas December 11, 2020

joe biden

the worst so called "president" ever to exist

some liberal- "whos the president?"
me- "sure the hell not joe biden"

by a6a5a4a3a2a1a7a8a9 January 13, 2022

joe biden

Mumbling old man that can’t get a single sentence out of his mouth. He also stole the election of 2020 by using voter fraud. Somehow he is the 46th president of the USA. He also has no idea on how to run the country through the mess that we are currently in.

Joe biden is reading off of a teleprompter once again.

by SpartanofSparta84 January 14, 2022