After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
by Connartist4 August 21, 2008
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
The word "Beef" is used in a derogatory context to describe someone as "fat" or so big they are comparitive to cattle.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.
The word "Gremlin" is associated with a mythical and ugly creature.
When paired together, a "Beef Gremlin" is used to describe somebody who is a fat unpleasant creature.
EXAMPLE 1)
" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"
EXAMPLE 2)
I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.
" I got so drunk last night I ended up going home with a beef gremlin"
EXAMPLE 2)
I need to go to the gym to get a summer body, I don't wanna be the beef gremlin on the beach.
by MeNzi June 08, 2015
by PoppaPoppa June 07, 2010
The opposite of a teabag. The guy is laying on a bed and his women comes up from behind and drops her beef curtains on his lips.
The BEEF DIP.
The BEEF DIP.
by Trumpster Red19 March 13, 2017
by Howie Hardass November 06, 2007