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Beating the devil at chess

Phrase used to describe an impossible task
"Mate trying to beat traffic on Thanksgiving weekend is like beating the devil at chess"
by Paulo MaldiniPauloPPPOPOLiljse October 31, 2019
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lima beaning

When you pull your cock outa an asshole and theres a turd nugget on the head off your dick that resembles a lima bean
I finelly got my girl to give up the anal. I almost changed my mind when i started lima beaning . But who gives a fuck...was her bedsheets.
by Sausagehole April 12, 2019
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D bearing

The action of consuming 2 or more drug or drug like substances before or during a fight.
Tom "How did you win the fight?", Jon "I was just D bearing it with a mix of whisky and cocaine."
by Gary Bitch May 12, 2020
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Educational Ass Beating

An ass beating so bad the recipient actually learns something.
Boy I'm gonna give you an educational ass beating!
by Tcgray93 February 10, 2018
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Victim Blaming

Victim Blaming (or victim shaming) is when people blame someone for getting themselves hurt or into a bad situation. Since people have no way to refute the argument that the victim should've taken more precaution they use an invented term like "Victim Blaming".

We can all take more precaution in every dangerous action we engage in - whether that's driving (drive slower), climbing a ladder (have someone hold it), or any activity in which there is a possibility that something can go wrong and result in injury.

The "Victim Blaming" term also insists that the victim suffered through no fault of their own. In other words, the victim is not responsible for anything that happens to them and simply pointing out that more caution should've been exercised makes you a bad person. People who are accused of "victim blaming" are not excusing the behavior the aggressor, which is often misunderstood by people who simply shout "victim blaming" at others.
Person1: That Lion tore my arm off when I was just walking through the jungle minding my own business.

Person2: We'll you shouldn't be walking through the jungle alone without protection. That's dumb.
Person1: You're victim blaming asshole!
Person2: No, I just think it's common sense to not put yourself in danger. Even I don't walk through the jungle alone.

Person1: Victim Blaming!

Person2: I didn't want you to lose your arm, I'm just pointing out the simple fact that, had you been more cautious, you might still have your arm. I only mention it so you and others might be more careful next time.
Person1: Rapist! Bigot! Racist! I hope a lion tears your arm off.

Person2: *Facepalm*
by wordboss-502 April 17, 2018
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bearings

the part of a skateboard that makes the wheels spin, instead of having them stick everytime they go around
man i need some new bearings....mine are rusting, that aint good
by Ben Carrion June 30, 2004
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bearing

n. When people shoot bears for means of sport, entertainment, etc.
- "I went bearing today and i wiped out 2 bears."
- "That guy's bearing, GET HIM!"
- "Man i love bearing"
- "Man i hate bearing"
by -Cheesy October 17, 2011
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