A Basners is a type of creature that believes in eating the whole pizza, included the crust. Crusts are the best part of the pizza, their crunchy and full of Christmas. Basners gives out booklets to her neighbors on why crust lives matter. Her neighbors tend to avoid her because of this. Basners also find people who take the cheese off their pizza disgusting. “No normal human beans do that, it’s a disgrace to humanity.” - actual quote from a Basners
Random kid who throws his pizza crust out:
Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.
Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.
by Dead goldfish April 14, 2019
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The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.
The person who farted explains that 'It was trouser badgers'.
by Trouserbadger June 10, 2009
Get the Trouser badgers mug.some who is exhibiting choch like behaviors to a new level. usualy his straightened hair or wears 2 or more polo shirts. may also wear skinny jeans or black emo hair because they think it makes them look deep. Also looks like a girl from the back. also works as a generic insult.
guy 1. hey see that choch bagger over there?
guy 2. o yeah tyler hes such a choch bagger with straightened hair.
guy 1. lets beat him up
guy 2. YEA
guy 2. o yeah tyler hes such a choch bagger with straightened hair.
guy 1. lets beat him up
guy 2. YEA
by tyler coulter June 10, 2009
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Tara: Thanks darling that was the best rose bud ever!!!
Colton: No worries babe, going down on you like that makes me horny as fuck.
Tara: Shit baby, would you go and brush your teeth!
Colton: Why?
Tara: You've got a major Tooth Banger that smells like my lunch!
Colton: No worries babe, going down on you like that makes me horny as fuck.
Tara: Shit baby, would you go and brush your teeth!
Colton: Why?
Tara: You've got a major Tooth Banger that smells like my lunch!
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noun
1. An epithet bestowed by the British, used for Australian sportspeople who take particular pride in achieving victory over English rivals.
2. An Australian who participates in good-natured ribbing of the English.
noun
1. An epithet bestowed by the British, used for Australian sportspeople who take particular pride in achieving victory over English rivals.
2. An Australian who participates in good-natured ribbing of the English.
You know things are not quite right Down Under when Jeff Thomson, Pommie-basher-in-chief, starts talking up England's chances.
--Will Hawkes, 'Ashes Diary: Pommie-basher-in-chief turns on 'shambolic' home attack', The Independent, 03/12/2010.
--Will Hawkes, 'Ashes Diary: Pommie-basher-in-chief turns on 'shambolic' home attack', The Independent, 03/12/2010.
by PeacockWhite November 18, 2013
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