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Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire
That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette
by D the M May 17, 2011
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basting

To sit around stewing in one's sweat and body odor after a workout.

This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.

Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.
Lisa: Dude, you fuckin reak man, go take a shower!

John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!
by Limit28 December 29, 2007
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hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
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Barking Pig

A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.
Norman is the Barking Pig in Cinderella.
by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004
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Batting the Bishop.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.
by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009
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Burting

{Buhr-Tuh} (verb) The act of copying; to take; to recreate someone else's idea as your own.
1) Dude, I totally burted your blog's poll

2) This is unit 32, do you burt?

3) Man, stop burting my blog!
by theburtmaster12345 August 13, 2009
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Barking Schneider

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.
The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.
by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013
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