bored at baker

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Yo dude I was on Bored at Baker all night last night... didn't get any studying done!!!

by trollollololololol May 26, 2011

Bruce and Baker

Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.

Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."

by Muffler April 16, 2008

zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss

omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!

by MillySkittles May 1, 2008

Brew-baker hand job

When a hella kinky girl decides to suck on a guys finger instead of going after the shaft giving the guy a real hand job. The girl is normally super horny and especially good after a good sucking lips session. Then to really spice it up and to give the girl some gravy throw some hot sauce on the finger to get the girl really going. Warning: Girls please stop if finger starts to get. pruney

Nicole gave Bill a nice Brew-Baker Hand job by sucking on his finger until it got pruney

by Bobby Light Senior January 1, 2010

Samantha Baker

The girl sitting in her bed in a pink zebra bra studying amd making faces at her computer screen right now.

Hey it's Samantha Baker!

by fluffypandas33 December 6, 2011

michael baker

GANGSTER : Real as fuck , honest, very trustworthy ,pothead ,functiong addict discombobulated, high conceieted , knuckle head, hard worker. over achiever,good looking , extremist at what ever he enjoys doing in life professional fisherman ,Atheists loyal to family and friends nomatterwhat ,drugdealer / middle man ,Hustler ,Jack of all trades ,entrepreneurs , self employed ,respected, hated by most intimidated and feared by fake ass lames ,or fakes &snakes one who has completely zero tolernce for disrespectful behavior ,positive ,happy angry , irate , short fused, good fighter very observant ,cocky, sarcastic well mannered respectful computer and amdroid savy ,crackback ,repeated felon , no regard for public health and safety profesional cleaner profesional landscaper ,very competitive, straight , no homo, agressor, violent great work ethnic, instigator , badass, high anxiety fast learner, open minded , tweeker , early riser determined , very egotistical , optimistic , skeptical ,down as fuck , street smart ,savage as fuck ,nice ,friendly off tha hook

michael baker hes a good guy very trustworthy the other day i left all my shit in the room i came back it wasnt touched .

by crackback May 10, 2019

karina marie baker

a girl who is totally amazing, funny, easy to talk to, and unique in all ways!

wow, that girl is such a karina marie baker

by kay4evva September 25, 2011