Definitions by Muffler

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

dump tickets by muffler November 9, 2008

Bruce and Baker 

Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.

Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."

Bruce and Baker by Muffler April 16, 2008

bunny dip 

To bend at the knees rather than the waist when serving drinks to a table of diners.

"Unreal. . . That faggot busboy did a bunny dip when he refilled your water, dude!!!"

bunny dip by muffler August 12, 2007

i'll fuck anything that moves 

An expression used to rally the troops, create an energy, let people know you're up for anything; to establish an air of exitement and unpredictibility, and get all the fuckers motivated out of the house.

Before taking their neighbor for a joy ride, Frank said: "All right. Let's hit the fuckin' road. . . Let's go. . . . Now it's dark. . .
Let's fuck. . . I'll fuck anything that moves."

i'll fuck anything that moves by muffler November 10, 2006