4 definitions by Muffler

Bruce and Baker

Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.

Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."

by Muffler April 16, 2008

bunny dip

To bend at the knees rather than the waist when serving drinks to a table of diners.

"Unreal. . . That faggot busboy did a bunny dip when he refilled your water, dude!!!"

by Muffler August 10, 2007

dump tickets

1. Toilet paper: More specifically, the fast-food napkins kept in the glovebox of a vehicle to be used for emergencies in lieu of toilet paper.

today at lunch, christian stocked up on a nice stack of dump tickets for the truck, among other supplies while raiding the fixins bar.

by Muffler November 1, 2006

i'll fuck anything that moves

An expression used to rally the troops, create an energy, let people know you're up for anything; to establish an air of exitement and unpredictibility, and get all the fuckers motivated out of the house.

Before taking their neighbor for a joy ride, Frank said: "All right. Let's hit the fuckin' road. . . Let's go. . . . Now it's dark. . .
Let's fuck. . . I'll fuck anything that moves."

by Muffler November 10, 2006