xbox player

A gamer who casually gets their ass licked by a male hooker on friday nights and loves cocktails cause they think it comes from someones actual cock. Hence “cock”

Switch player: i can’t imagine getting my ass ate right now on friday.

Gamestop employee: Yeah when u buy an xbox series s|x it gives you a free 30 day trial to Grindr so they use that opportunity

Switch Player: Wow being an xbox player sounds like an experience.

by LeNoodles James September 18, 2023

Ear rape on xbox

When your significant other perceives to violate your ears with a homosexual story of two dudes f****** and a dude and a dude and a pool turns into a girl gets f***** by a guy then turns back into a guy and gets f***** by another guy by the same guy my fault there you go that's ear rape on Xbox

Ear rape on xbox plz leave

by Comcoxmxpsks May 12, 2021

xbox aim assist

the most op thing in fortnite. xbox players suck, the only thing that helps them is aim assist. aim assist in general is op, but xbox aim assist is AiMbOt

*gets beamed out of the sky* "now that's what you call some xbox aim assist"

by etherlol October 15, 2020

Xbox zombie

xbox zombie is the state-of-mind that you are in when your Xbox 360 is broken. You don't show any emotion, just playing Xbox 360 in your head.

Aaron: Jared are you Ok? You look like you are missing your best friend.

Jared: No man, my Xbox 360 just crashed it will be 2 months before it is returned.

Aaron:Get a life dude!! Don't act like an Xbox Zombie. There is more to life than staying up all night playing war with your buddies.

by Mitchell Man February 19, 2009

Xbox 360

Microsoft's next generation console; rivals the Sony Playstation 3 and Nintendo Revolution.

New features include:

- Improved performance and graphics

- Upgraded Xbox Live (Free silver account for activities like text & voice messaging, video chat / Subscription Gold account for online game multiplayer)

- Detachable hardrive

- Every single game in high definition with at least Xbox Live Aware

- Wireless controller featuring a power/Xbox Live button

- Interchangeable face plates

- Compatibility with MP3 players (such as iPod)

- Backwards compatibility with most Xbox games (v.i.a emulation)

When released, the Xbox 360 will employ the most powerful graphics chip ever created. ATi (Xbox 360's GPU supplier) boasts that the Xbox 360's unified shader architecture allows the console to run at 100% efficiency, while previous consoles ran anywhere at 50% to 70% efficiency. While the PS3 employs more brute strength, the Xbox 360's streamlined processing will allow for overall better performance than the PS3.

With the fact that Xbox 360 is such a multifunctional media hub, Microsoft hopes that the Xbox 360 will appeal even to consumers who are not gamers.



Xbox 360 is unique from PS3 and Nintendo Revolution in that it is really focusing on Xbox Live, and taking online play to the next level.

Xbox 360 is the first of what will become the next generation of consoles.

by moltovivace July 4, 2005

Xbox Virgin

An Xbox Virgin is someone who spends most or all of their free time playing Xbox, most likely Halo 3, thus due to the addictiveness of their xbox they remain virgins forever more. XBOX VIRGINS

"lose your virginity you xbox virgin"
"man, i havnt seen chris in months, he's such an xbox virgin"

by xXx Leviticus May 12, 2009

xbox

A hideous weapon released by Microsoft designed to brainwash children, ranging from ages 6-49, into destroying its competition (Gamecube/PS2). It is also capable of acting on its own if the user is not coordinated enough to wield the obscenely sized controller. (Highly flammable)

"Dude, I forgot to turn off my xbox, and it fucking burned down my garage...ON PURPOSE!"

by Bailey Donovan May 13, 2005