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Windy Jackhammer 

The act of receiving a blow job while your partner is laying upside down on a couch (with feet in the air) . . . with the receiver leaning over the giver ....in this position the giver is staring at the gouch (hairy region of the body between your asshole and ball sack) of the receiver . . thus the jackhammer (your monster cock) comes in when the giver is pounding the back of the receivers throat....while pounding away the giver farts on the face of the receiver.
i was wearing high heels while receiving a windy jackhammer and thats when he accidentally shit on my face instead of just farting.
Windy Jackhammer by Cokedog32 December 6, 2010
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An infamous Twitter user that goes by @windycock, everyone thinks it's a female but he's actual male and is bad at using twitter
did you see @windycock's new tweet?
yeah it was terrible.
windycock by thighfi April 20, 2018
The little poo brick that gets stuck in the eye of a penis after going to brown town
I rode the chocolate highway last night and ended up with a winnet!
Winnet by Melsey76 March 7, 2018
That’s a fucking stinky one. That was a legit Windy10
Namjoon: hey what's the weather like today?
Taehyung: It's winfy hyung!
Namjoon: What?
Taehyung: There is a cute breeze
Winfy by whalien-52_ October 19, 2018

winkybanker 

Winkybanker noun, a warm place to park at night.
"man I can't wait to pull into my winkybanker when I get home!
winkybanker by Flyingwigs November 9, 2018

Winnie the poohing it 

When you are naked other than wearing a shirt
Stop Winnie the poohing it and put some pants on!
Winnie the poohing it by RudestBoy December 8, 2018