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Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.
Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.
Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021
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A stripper who is too diseased and/or unattractive to persuade anyone too approach the stage during her performance. Commonly seen cleaning the stripper pole with a spray bottle of Windex for most or all of their allotted performing time, hence the name.
Man, the strip club was so lame last night! Nothing but windykes scrubbing the pole, all night long. I wouldn't let any of them touch my pole, they all have herpagonasyphilaids!
Windyke by Stripficianado December 20, 2013

mr. winky 

Just another cute name for your penis.
Oh, don't be frightened. It's only Mr. Winky saying "hi" to you.

Oprah Winfrey 

The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!
Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!
Oprah Winfrey by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013

Windy City Salad 

The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
Windy City Salad by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009