stan twitter’s white boy of the month 

stan twitter’s white boy of the month is when stan twitter crowns a skinny, attractive white boy as their king to obsess over for a month only then to drop him the next month when a new one rises (usually has brown curly hair with a few exceptions*)

*Ross Lynch for the month of December (he didn’t know what it meant and was going to google it so I defined it for him, you’re welcome Ross)

Person 1: who was stan twitter’s white boy of the month for september?
Person 2: I think it was Cody Fern from AHS: Apocalypse

stan twitter’s white boy of the month by illumithottie December 4, 2018

white spotted bambi 

While engaging in vaginal or oral sex with a woman, before ejaculating remove your penis and proceed to ejaculate on her face. Then shoot her mom.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave Christy a white spotted bambi last night.

Guy 2: Man, you should really leave the country.

white spotted bambi by strawberrytaco October 13, 2009

White Gypsey 

A New Zealander.

I bought a round of drinks for the White Gypsey but when it was his turn to buy he'd done a runner.

White Gypsey by Knuckles Chintapper December 8, 2016

white chalking 

To go and murder someone, the "white chalk" referring to the white chalk outline that is left at a crime scene by investigators after someone is murdered and the body is removed.

We're out here white chalking these ni**as.

white chalking by ecksdee_ September 14, 2018

Cabbage White 

Common name given to the Cabbage Butterfly (species Pieris rapae), which is a small white butterfly that is widespread and populations can be found across Europe, North Africa, Asia, and Great Britain. It has also been accidentally introduced to North America, Australia and New Zealand.

{Marge}: Honey, look over there! There's a Cabbage White fluttering around that rhody bush.
{Drake}: It's a small white butterfly for Christ sakes -- as if I gave a rat's patootie about it!!!

Cabbage White by Telephony August 18, 2014

Basic white mom

A mom in her 30’s and 40’s that “stays at home” because of 1 child (2 at most), takes advantage of Botox and dresses like a basic white girl in her late teens / early twenties. Also flirts with young men like a cougar.

That basic white mom was rocking those shirt denim jeans while she hit on the college age waiter and her daughter was waiting.

Basic white mom by Deplorable4life September 10, 2018

white trash pizza

The cheap, thin crust, high-cholesterol frozen pizzas readily available at white trash grocery stores such as Aldi. Despite the name, they are delicious. White trash pizza in its truest form has no toppings - it's just crust, sauce, cheese, and probably a few chemicals you don't want to hear about.

Guy: I'm gonna throw a white trash pizza in the oven. Want to split it?
Dude: Hell yeah.

white trash pizza by Sweasel September 7, 2007