A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob

Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning

by Where are my fingers July 10, 2021

do you welcome

Very old english used by retarded kido. Used "You're welcome" instead

Retarded kido: "I just checkeded you work and and this is very nice, if I understood the specs we are now all set."
Normal people: "Thank you :)"
Retarded kido: "Do you welcome"

by Zagawi November 9, 2023

what she really means by "you're welcome"

Slide in my DMs

"Thanks for finally showing up on my TL"
"You're welcome"

What she really means by "you're welcome"

"Slide in my DMs"

by dm expert July 23, 2014

hi welcome to chilis

An iconic vine that is quoted a lot.

*walks into bathroom* hi welcome to chilis

by wwwoowww May 9, 2018

you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you

(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you

by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004

Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA

A town where Busch Beer comes out of your tap, Cummins is the best diesel pick up, dirt bikes ride the roads and Honesdale is the source of entertianment.

Beach Lake/Welcome Lake, PA is the best place to live.

by johnsmith101010 January 2, 2011

Warm Welcome

A warm welcome is when you go to the master bathroom,turn off the water to the toilet,flush all the water out,take a dump,wipe your ass,then put the used paper between the pages of a magazine,or trashcan.turn the water back on,turn on the heater,and lock the door behind you.

Me and Jethro were at Flo's party the other night,she ran out of food and drink,so Jethro decided to leave her a Warm Welcome as a reminder to get it right next time!

by bigeasyone September 14, 2009