wangstacarl

Its when act like a gangsta on your sparetime, but in school, your just a poser!

He´s just a wangstacarl!

by ikkiiikki May 9, 2009

Wanksox

A name for a sock that you masturbate into. Now sold commercially at wanksox dot com, but just an ordinary sock...

Looks like it's just me and the wanksox tonight.

by LancasterSucks May 27, 2009

Wangsicles

A slang word for "Testicles"

Damn, that guy punched me in the wangsicles. I think I'm gunna puke.

by ziggymeister October 20, 2009

Wankshard

The source of all evil
The 2nd most terrible insult you can give to someone...
the most terrible is a combination of two words

Bollocky +wankshard

*He's such a BOLLOCKY WANKSHARD!

*Woah my ex really does look like wankshard.

*Me- Hey Liss and Panda did you hear about that wankshard down the street.

Liss- Yeah i did! he is so foul.

Panda- hes such a Bollocky wankshard.

Liss- *disgusted horrified face*

by Maddzyroo August 2, 2010

Wangspan

The length of one's wang: I.E., Dick size. Generally given in inches.

"It's not the wangspan, it's the skills man!"

Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."

by The Pansexual Furry Hippie August 13, 2012

wanksta walk

The way that someone walks after he beats his meat to BBW. Typically resembling a lowriding gangbanger who shit themself.

Look at the way Ashish doing the wanksta walk. Yeah, I bet he just whacked it to BBW again.

by witeboiwank February 29, 2016

Wankshake

When you haven't washed your hands since you last had a wank and have now found yourself shaking hands with somebody important.

Dave shook hands with his girlfriends father. He remembered how he hadn't washed his hands since having a wank and awkwardly made eye contact with him. It was a Wankshake!

by Inappropriate Handshake March 22, 2016