Noun
A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
A painful stiffening of the muscles of the hand, characteristically caused by excessive amounts of masturbation.
Wanker's Cramp is likely the most pathetic accidental self-inflicted injury of all time, being just slightly above paper cuts from toilet paper, balsa wood splinters, and pressing the button on Bop It too vigorously.
Jim hasn't left the house for almost 5 days. It's only a manner of time before he gets Wanker's Cramp.
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A wankerfag is a prissy, screechy, whiny little Beta male who thinks he knows everything and is obnoxious to the nth degree. He gets on everyone's tits with his know-it-all attitude. This person is despised by all who know him and he knows it. BBC ornithologist Bill Oddie would be a prime example of a wankerfag.
"Did you see the TV programme last night about the starlings?"
"No I didn't. Who was the host?"
"Hmmmm, Bill Oddie I think."
"Oh no! Glad I didn't watch it now. I can't abide that tossy little wankerfag."
"No I didn't. Who was the host?"
"Hmmmm, Bill Oddie I think."
"Oh no! Glad I didn't watch it now. I can't abide that tossy little wankerfag."
by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016
Get the wankerfag mug.a man so dedicated to masturbation that it affects his daily life and physiology; a wank addict.
a wankerschmankle will often never leave his house and if you ever spot one, his dick is probably out 24/7 and hes masturbating constantly
a wankerschmankle will often never leave his house and if you ever spot one, his dick is probably out 24/7 and hes masturbating constantly
by Pan-racial monkey March 6, 2017
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Stephanie is a wankersaurus because her fingers are too fat to finger herself.
John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
John is a wankersaurus because his arms aren't long enough too reach his genitals.
by Saggie nips December 19, 2017
Get the Wankersaurus mug.According do Daniel Sloss : a person who stays the same with you when you suffer loss. They don't walk on eggshells around you; they remain constant.
by inthemoodforsomehellraising December 21, 2018
Get the Wanker Anchor mug.Oban wankers are people who have difficulty spelling, piss you off easily and hang about in large groups. Even when they try to be nice they still fail as they go about it in a ridiculous way. They may wear chinos on occasion even though they claim chinos are wankers. Some even reach the extent of not knowing how to spoon. You do not have to be from Oban to be an Oban Wanker.
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