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floppy walker

A classical sexual manouvere invented within the late 80's as 'Walkers' crisps were growing in popularity. In order to perform the manouvere the man must first ejaculate into a bag of Cheese & Onion Walkers Crisps. When the man is having sex he must pull out the bag right before ejaculation, ramming the contents into his sexual partner's mouth. The name 'floppy walker' comes from the soggy nature of the crisps after being hosed in a lather of sex wee.

*Please note, this increases the calorie contents of a standard bag of Cheese & Onion Crisps. Walkers cannot be held responsible for unintended weight gain.*
My girlfriend's getting well fat, it must be all the floppy walkers I've been feeding her. But it's alright cos I'm shagging her daughter.

I gave my dog a floppy walker the other day.

No gran don't eat those crisps!

I need some more crisps, it's floppy walker time!

"Dont spit them out! Thats good protein your wasting."
by TomScriv February 8, 2008
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jeff walker

jeff is MY pimp!
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch
jeff is MY pimp
he is one fine ass mother fucker

JEFF RUNS MY SHOW<3

ex) oo ahh jeff harder!!!!!!!

lay it on me sweet bitch
by amanda cowan March 16, 2005
mugGet the jeff walkermug.

Kieran Walker

Kieran Walker is in a homosexual relationship with AJ
by tateristag November 22, 2018
mugGet the Kieran Walkermug.

Mitchell Walker

The number 1 autistic person in the world. He leads all of the autismos to do greater things in life.
Look it’s THE AUTISMO Mitchell Walker
by LELE SHANKZ June 27, 2021
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box walker

Stop being such a box walker!
by Keanydleene June 1, 2019
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Pajama Walkers

People who wear pajamas outside of the house.
Holy shit! Did you see all the pajama walkers at Walmart? It was like a white crash Walking Dead.
by Toeup401 December 9, 2015
mugGet the Pajama Walkersmug.

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