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National Worship a Lauren day

Every April 30th, you treat a Lauren like a queen
Wow, tomorrow is National Worship a Lauren day, gotta hope I don't accidently disrespect one of them.
by Yote_Maestro May 31, 2018
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shaft worthy

a chick that is worthy of a good bang.
cody "check that chick out"
bart "yeah id do her"
cody "shes definitely shaft worthy"
by aaronsith October 17, 2005
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child-worship

Excessive devotion and praise toward children, just because they are children. The idea that every child is special, and everything they do is special.

"Listen, there are couple of things about kids you have to remember. First of all, they are not all cute. Yeah, in fact if you look at them closely some of them are rather unpleasant looking, and some of them dont smell good either, alright? Stay with me on this, the sooner you face it the better off you're gonna be. Second premise, not all children are smart and clever. Got that? Kids are like any other group of people, a few winners, a whole lot of losers. There are a lot of loser kids out there who simply are not gonna go anywhere. You can't save them all, you gotta let them go, you gotta cut them loose. You gotta stop over-protecting them because you are making them too soft."

George Carlin Famous Comedian
George-Carlin Child-Worship
by Xenowalker November 27, 2013
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Worthless Shitbag

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).
Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)
by Bzone_truth June 15, 2018
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co-worthless

A lazy, unproductive co-worker, whose lack of work ethic means you have to work that much harder to carry their load.
My co-worthless Lester called in sick again and now I'm stuck covering his graveyard shift. I hope the little weasel gets sick for real!
by tuftskins January 27, 2010
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bed worthy

Same as Fuckable or Shag Worthy. Someone who is attractive enough to have sex with but not necessarily a relationship with. Or someone you are on the fence about sleeping with.
Janet: Okay...I'm going to show you his picture. He's kind of cute...I think.

Kate: (After viewing the picture) Totally bed worthy.
by Scarlett Letter February 4, 2012
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Weiner Worthy

Being desirable enough to stick one's penis in. A woman worth wetting one's willie in. A gal who a guy would want to fuck.
Nicole worried that by the time she was in her late 40's that she would no longer be weiner worthy.
by theinstigator October 1, 2016
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