Viking Ship

When one grabs the central base of the scrotum and the head of the penis simultaneously, then pulls outward. The penis become the dragon on the front of the ship and the entire scrotum become the seating area.

When I showed Haley my Viking Ship, she gasped in amazement.

by Elephant Wizard February 27, 2010

VIKING HAIR

a thesaurical wonder used to get rid of ordinary phrases like "badass" and/or "awesome."

antonyms: Fag-o-tron 2000; the ultimate opposite of VIKING HAIR

Common misspellings: VINKING HAIR, viking hair. Both of these will make you look like a douche

Dude, The Departed was freakin' VIKING HAIR!

by Hou$ton December 12, 2008

Viking Hunger

When one's stomach has been empty for some time, and the sounds eminating from your lower gut resemble the thunder used by almighty Odin.

Dude, I haven't eaten in days! I've got the Viking Hunger for an entire ham!

*Loud Stomach Rumbling*

by Spyderbait November 10, 2009

viking voyeur

A male who is sexually aroused and gratified by watching his female partner being pleasured before he takes her like a viking pirate rendering her breathless and helplessly entranced.

My saty is always surprising me with his viking voyeurism. I love his surprises!

by Barry Flomar January 21, 2004

Viking

A person, usually a male inmate, who doesn't clean, or keep good hygiene, while incarcerated.

You see dudes hut? Dudes a straight viking

by Cowboy,nermc August 28, 2017

viking fan

Quite possibly the stupidest creature on earth.

viking fans...hahahaha

by Say Cheese December 11, 2003

viking middle school

a poor ass dungeon full of racist ass white trash and blacks that fail all their classes and have sex during passing periods and the teacher suck faces during class and the Mexicans lick eachother out and all the students are stoned. every girl is a slut except for a few rich ass white girls.

sex ass viking middle school

by trippydolphin December 6, 2013