The Loraine Virus

(n.) The Loraine Virus (commonly known as "not yourself disease") is a short-term illness lasting anywhere from 2-5 days that infects its host, sometimes through the internet, and doesn't allow the host to be themselves. It's not deadly, but can make your friends think your on crack.
*Remedy: A long mental process which involves getting back to your roots. Think about what you would normally do in a situation if you were yourself and then the true you will come back
TOM: "Yo man, i don't know what's goin down, but I'm just not myself and Kate's about to break up with me"
TAYLOR: "I know what's wrong."
TOM:"What is it?!?"
TAYLOR: "You got the Loraine Virus"
by qnsʎǝʞɹnʇ April 03, 2009
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The Melissa virus

1999 crashed a load of pc's using a strategic placed program in the main software of you pc modifacations and screen aps.
The Melissa virus is the cause of many thousands to hundreds of thousands of damage to peoples computers.

The Melissa virus was produced via web design and exploded in 1999.
by 11's00'stellItall April 26, 2010
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Corona Virus

Similar to Wine Flu a hangover you get when you drink a 30 pack of Coronas and then tequila..
Bro, i hate Cinco De Mayo,

Last year i got so wasted i had Corona Virus For 3 days!
by KrashWorship April 12, 2020
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corona virus

Deadly virus from the stupid chinese
"Everything's made in china, even our deaths!" corona virus
by Old saggy balls April 15, 2020
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the lily virus

when your hole smells like shit. occasionally leaving stains wherever you sit.
she has the the lily virus.
by theitalianwaspy July 06, 2018
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T-Virus

Tyrant virus”. Originally part of the Resident Evil world, also used to describe the followers of Donald Trump.
“I saw Sally wearing a MAGA hat. She’s obviously been infected with the T-Virus”.
by Rickindenver December 01, 2019
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1620 virus

Stomping someone in pool and making them cry because you're so good.
by BOOOOOOOOT February 18, 2022
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