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red velvet

SPECTACULAR korean all-girl band who's members hairs are more colorful, happening, and bright than my future. they're an audiovisual feast, swimming through a kaleidoscope of neon chopped fruit and psychedelic bursts of fluorescent pop art. their music alone is like aurally candy sampling the smorgasbord of treats at your local fresh market. ultimately, they're a rich and lush audiovisual melee of bubblegum pop and hip hop and i think they think i'm lesbian. i'm not really lesbian. that's erroneous.
mysteriously, red velvet songs tend to frequently come out on the 19th day of the month.
red velvet by The-real-cobra-queen September 12, 2019

Heinskitz Velvet

In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when examining the tank, Heinskitz Velvet was the name that Ace made up when talking to the reporters.
Heinskitz Velvet, trainer of dolphins.
Heinskitz Velvet by Makecheeze June 10, 2009

Red Velvet

5 members who does NOT have a bad song. Not one okay, and also. Stream Zimzalabim their new M/V. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with Happiness.
Red Velvet can push me off a cliff and I'd be thankful.
Red Velvet by ;gguk June 19, 2019

Tipping the Velvet 

Cunniligus. Oralsex performed on a woman. Tipping=licking & Velvet=Clitoris
Melissa likes to Tip the Velvet
Tipping the Velvet by Margaret April 6, 2004

Stan Red Velvet 

A phrase used by reveluvs (Red Velvet fans) when they want people to join the cult (Red Velvetism).
person 1: I like Red Velvet songs!!!
person 2: U SHOULD STAN RED VELVET!!!

Red Velvet Man 

A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.
"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass
Red Velvet Man by HohnJodges March 21, 2017