by Papa Myers May 15, 2021
A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.
The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.
The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.
Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?
Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!
Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!
by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 06, 2023
Lame, gay, boring. The worst game invented. Requires the athletic skill and talent equivalent to sweeping a floor. Great way for stoned hippies to work off their meager energy..
Hey Dave do you want to go to the Gay bar? their having an ultimate frisbee comp today.
No thanks man, I'm gonna sit here and finish my cheetos...
No thanks man, I'm gonna sit here and finish my cheetos...
by Hippies smell bad December 22, 2014
Despite its name, it will get no one "smashed", and will make them keep their virginity for a lifetime. Yes, I am talking about you, Ben.
by Tim and Tom December 07, 2018
An insult not many can use but get ready to end all insult matches with this insult
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors
The ultimate insult: ur ancestors are insetors
Some bloke:ur mom gay
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies
Lord and saivor:ur ancestors are investors(the ultimate insult)
Some bloke:dies
by Lad dal April 07, 2018
musty ashy big lipped sloppy llama lookin dusty german shepard grandma dont even like him cant pull no bitches so he lies about intercourse and smells his sweaty balls skins in public
by undrgrnd_up January 11, 2010
by Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee May 06, 2004