Donnie said during a random press conference on the White House lawn, "The toilet is clogged, but I didn't do it. The socialist liberal media has taken all of the fiber out of our foods so my feces are more dense than granite, but it still doesn't stink or anything."
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
A random journalist chimed in, "Don't Trump us, you ate your tax returns and printer paper is literally made from fiber!"
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Get the Trump mug.1. To fuck something up through sheer ignorance, stupidity and/or selfishness.
2. One's ability to make a clusterfuck out of anything.
3. One's capacity to spread bullshit perpetually without shame.
2. One's ability to make a clusterfuck out of anything.
3. One's capacity to spread bullshit perpetually without shame.
1. Bruh, I trump my grandma's lungs after attending a Trump's rally without a mask, catching Covid and giving it to her. Now grandma is dead, some family members are infected... but hey, MAGA!
2. My cousin Billy Bob Jimbo trump the whole weeding when he got drunk and grabbed the bride by the pussy without pants while wearing a MAGA hat.
3. Qanon supporters love it when Trump trump them in the ass with such vast quantities of bullshit their brains are FUBAR.
2. My cousin Billy Bob Jimbo trump the whole weeding when he got drunk and grabbed the bride by the pussy without pants while wearing a MAGA hat.
3. Qanon supporters love it when Trump trump them in the ass with such vast quantities of bullshit their brains are FUBAR.
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