wrong-thonged

When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.

Me: Man look at dat azz over there.

Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.

by schmelka May 29, 2011

Smoothed Together

Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.

1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.

-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!

-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?

-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"

-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.

-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?

-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"

by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013

wild tangent

a meaningless, useless, retargerous detour from one's immediate goal or purpose

considering all the possible negative accompanying unattended cannonballs, please refrain from going on a wild tangent when you have a specific goal in mind that you want to achieve

by Sexydimma October 12, 2016

smiggling tingers

the act of linking tingers (long toes) with another person and/or animal - kinda like holding hands but with toes , tastes sensational.

man last night in bed mohammed tried smiggling tingers, i felt him link our toes under the covers. it was nice. 10/10 would sminger again, adds spice to the relationship.

by abi touchad the spaget February 20, 2018

Chocolate todger

An old fashioned, vulgar word for cigar. Mainly used by the poor.

- you got any chocolate todger's

-Nah, sorry mate.

by K. Lewis June 3, 2018

Dirty Tangela

When you're engaging in missionary intercourse and both of your pubes get entangeled

Guy 1: bro, I was hooking up with this girl last night, and we accidentally ended up in a Dirty Tangela
Guy 2: damn, did you have to bust out the garden shears?

by Anonymous BM October 5, 2021

play together

A fun game that you can play during pandemic (or after that)

Let's play play together!

by Redstonee December 18, 2021