TimKOng

A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.

Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.

by The Educators April 5, 2019

5 Tissue Load

The number of tissues required to gather a load of gism.

"Yuo Tony- I just blew a 5 Tissue Load afta seein' Brenda's bald snatch ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

Timmy Made This

Timmy Made This is a musician and music producer from Gibsland Louisiana. He has instrumental beat album like Still I Rise and Moment 4 Life. He also plays the piano at church and also makes music of all styles

Timmy Made This is a music producer and musician from Gibsland Louisiana

by Timmy Made This March 14, 2021

Bingley Time

Working many hours over the standard working week in order to pay for booze and cheap hookers

Fuck me, that bit of Bingley Time will get me a right session at Winston's.

by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

One time for the homie DJ screw

A phrase that is often used by jay from the kubz scouts which I think deserves a definition

hit it again One time for the homie DJ screw

by arik_builtlikeaman July 29, 2021

Tiny Meat Gang

A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.

Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”

Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”

by igotatext February 16, 2019

Call of Duty Timing

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020