Arse Biscuits

An exclamation to erm exclaim when something does not go well.

Arse Biscuits! That landed on my foot!

Arse Biscuits! I failed my exam!

by wonderbra676 February 20, 2007

half-arsed

Adjective:

of thing, person, or effort made:
Deficient in quality, strength, or motivation.

A: "You're half-arsed"
B: "No, You're just too anal"

by J13X December 23, 2006

arse biscuit

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!

Your a fuckin arse bisuit

by Bobina July 05, 2005

Arse Cakes

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Horse's arse

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

arse bastard

Some one who is an arse and a bastard, so therefore an arse bastard

"Clive is such and arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think therefore he is an arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 04, 2009

arse banjo

A person from the countryside who purrs when there anus gets fiddle like a banjo.

Did you see Darlene last night she was getting played like a real arse banjo

by Grayreaper December 21, 2013