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TFR

Total Fertility Rate: The average number of children born to a women of childbearing age.
TFR is currently low in most of the wealthiest countries.
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TFlowerFitness

Sometimes referred to as Toby Flower, or 'Tee-Wee' is a haunch removing specialist operating out of the South West London area. A specialist in crumpet, haunch removal and attacking females, TFlowerFitness has been burying his ferret in muff since 1998.

He has two pets, an Italian Spinone called 'Dog aids' and 'Baby Toby', otherwise known as his corey.

With an impressive first date hit rate in the upper 90% quartile, TFlowerFitness is unrelenting and unflinching in quest to 'complete' all the females in London. He frequents the Peruvian Sinus Sauce on a near weekly basis, and greatly enjoys beers with the boys and 'bantering' with American Express.

Last seen on December 31st in the Brixton area, having indulged in a large quantity of Triceratops Ketamine and was glued to his sofa at 7:30pm the fucking embarrassing mess.

For any inquiries about TFlowerFitness, please forward correspondence to graham.hart@ntlworld.com

- Jordan Pledger
I'm TFlowerFitness, I piss on my bed and have broads suck my corey. Woof!
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TFB

Tactical food break

When you’re too full but not quite finished eating, so you need to take a break.
Hold up bro I’m gonna take a tfb’
by Hollyehudson February 12, 2019
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TFTC

Too frat to care
bro: "my gf finally caught me cheating and dumped me, but I dont give a f***"

bro 2: "You're TFTC, plenty of slampeices in the university."
by sratstar123 June 24, 2010
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tfmb

Tragic Fucking Millenial Bitch: an individual who does not have a plan and chooses to snapchat problems instead of fixing them. In short, a victim who does nothing to solve the problem.
Bryan: “someone help my oh my god everything’s flooding”
John: “we will not be victims, TRAGIC FUCKING MILLENIAL BITCH!”
John: “don’t be a tfmb”
by Novice Wordsmith November 19, 2017
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TF3

Guy 1: When will TF3 come out?
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe it never will.
Guy 1: :(
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tfw

There's multiple meanings, so I will list them here:
the feel when - Social media
Team Free Will - Supernatural
Thanks for watching - YouTube
Typical fucking whore - user-made
Tactical Fighter Wing - Aviation
Travel for work
Time for wine
Toxic flood water
The force within
The Forgotten Ways (Alan Hirsch book)
1. TFW she gives you a side hug

2. I fucking love TFW from Supernatural, would smash

3. I hope you guys enjoyed this video, TFW and don't forget to like comment and subscribe!

4. Felicia is such a tfw
Yes, we all know her weave is fake

5. We learned about the Korean War and USAF's 8th TFW, it was some pretty nasty shit going down over there

6. So glad I get to tfw to the Bahamas just to talk to our partner's Vice President of Sales.

7. I had such a long day, so glad it was tfw at 9:00 with my husband.

8. tfw is some serious shit, it's water with toxon

9. Star wars nerd: I have a Algebra 2 test on Wednesday.
Star wars nerd 2: tfw, Jacob
Star wars nerd: tfw to you too, Juan

10. I just finished reading TFW, I loved it. It was time better spent than that shit mixtape.
by Some kid who sucks March 10, 2015
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